I picture a prequel showing Postal Dude’s origin story, set before Postal 1/Redux. He relocates to Postal Mobile City during a catastrophic battle, where he remains until his car is stolen. He hunts for the thief with an army buddy, but the comrade passes away in the meantime. After that, Dude tends to Champ, his dog. When Dude finds the final thief in the game’s conclusion, he asks him if he regrets anything. Dude stoutly responds, “I regret nothing.” With Ward portraying a more nuanced Dude, the game finishes with the Postal 1 theme tune playing during the credits. It blends dark comedy with a deeper character focus.
Postal 5: Tomato.
And that is simply Postal Dude eating a tomato. $100.
For Postal Dude, how about a pre-Postal 1 story? He moves to Postal Mobile following a terrible battle, where he remains until his automobile is stolen. As they follow the thief with an army buddy, the comrade tragically passes away, leaving Dude alone with Champ, his dog. When Dude confronts the last thief in the game, he questions his actions. “I regret nothing,” Dude stoically responds, and the film ends with the Postal 1 theme. It blends franchise humour with a deeper focus on character development, with Ward playing a more nuanced Dude.
I believe it should be just as dark as Postal 1 once more. I adore the slapstick humor, but I also appreciate Postal 1’s edge. I don’t mind humor as long as it’s similar to Postal 2’s dark humor.